Let's Get Tight

Bill O' Reilly Flips Out REMIX!

Evrock — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:08:03 +0000

A few days ago we posted the amazing video of Bill O' Reilly flipping his lid back in the day. Some amazing motherfucker did a remix of the who debacle, and you can see it right here:

Ask #1 Muchacho - The Cure for a Broken Heart

#1 Muchacho — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:00:53 +0000

Ask #1 Muchacho is a weekly column which features real questions from real readers, and answers by LGT's own #1 Muchacho. If you would like to submit a question to be featured in this column, Contact Us Here.

Dear #1 Muchacho,

I've recently been dumped, in your opinion what is the best way to deal with the awful pain associated with heartbreak?

-Broken Hearted in Brooklyn

Where Brooklyn At?

Brown Bear — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:35:21 +0000

You may recall that last week we hosted our first DJ night in Brooklyn with Team Street Carnage from StreetBoners&TV Carnage

It was in Williamsburg at a place called Galapagos. #1, myself, and our professional poker playing roommate all went down there in one car whilst Homeless and PigPen took another. As you might expect

Tight Mix Tapes with Evrock!

Evrock — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:30:54 +0000

Tight Mix Tapes with Evrock is a weekly column which features the sweetest jams highlighted by LGT's own Evrock

To all the bands burning out their transmissions on tour,

To all the rich kids who think its super cool to be poor,

To all the lady heartbreakers in the city wearing short skirts,

To the builder of buildings covered in sweat and dirt,

To the thugs of the world getting their hands on that cheddar,

To the friends of the world letting you know it gets better,

To all the skate kids who just don't give a fuck,

To you right now feeling just shit outta luck...

This mix is for you, kiddo, today is your day

And tomorrow ain't looking so bad either

Lesbians

Brown Bear — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:13:46 +0000

Get a load of this. Supposedly there's a war being waged over the word "lesbian". There's totally this island called Lesbos and people from there are bummed when people ask them their nationality and they're all "I'm a Lesbian". I'd be super pumped if I was from that island because that would make me a Lesbian AND a lesbian.

"Campaigners on the Greek island of Lesbos are to go to court

DJ Douggpound in the HOUSE!

Evrock — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:39:39 +0000

DJ Douggpound is a comedian from the Tim and Eric camp. He has been making some amazing videos over at Super Deluxe, two of them (posted below) made me laugh so hard today that I shot an IBC Root Beer through my nose. Watch these episodes with DJ Douggpound attempting to make a skateboard sponsor-me tape.

and the follow-up....

Star Fucking Hipsters

Brown Bear — Wed, 14 May 2008 01:20:41 +0000

Today me and Coins were talking and he told me about this band Star Fucking Hipsters

They're a band comprised of members of Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, and the Slackers. What's that you say? The Slackers and Choking Victim?! Yes. And they're fucking awesome.

Check the shit out of them. They don't have the option to add them to your "myspace profile" or even download the songs but give them a listen. They are currently blowing my mind. Stizza from C.V. knows how to write a catchy song. He is the Timbaland of crack heads / punx0rz. (Specifically, listen to Track 07 of their demo which will probably automatically start playing.)

Let me know what you think. (As if I actually care.)

Star Fucking Hipsters

Bill O'Reilly Losing it!

Evrock — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:59:19 +0000

This one was brought to my attention from Mr. Beckles over at StreetBonersandTVCarnage.com (who played some killer jams at our DJ night in Brooklyn.) This is a video of a younger Bill O' Reilly completely flipping his fucking lid. This man's patience is incredible!

This Guy Rules.

Evrock — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:35:51 +0000

In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for "Full Metal Jacket". This is one of them...

Fuck Ashton Kutcher

Brown Bear — Sat, 10 May 2008 17:51:01 +0000

I was watching television the other night with a couple of my chronies. If you know me, you'll know that there's a few things that distinguish me from others; I am never alone, I can not be killed by conventional weapons alone, my D tastes like coconut and pineapple smoothies.

I happened to stumble upon an Ashton Kutcher "Coolpix" commercial. I got so bummed kid. I thought his time was up when those Von Dutch hats went out of style but some way he's still kicking around doing boring things that suck. He isn't funny and he's not the hottest dude on the planet. He should have just vanished but some agent got him placement in pop culture and like Herpes he's permanent.

Then I stumbled upon this video from Def Jam Poetry, which I really respect because Mos Def runs it and he's a cool guy. (Yea, like white people I also enjoy Mos Def and other "thought provoking" hip hop music.) You have to see it! Dave Chappelle totally slams Ashton Kutcher: