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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:39:15 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/"><rss:title>Let's Get Tight</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description>Tight is Right!</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-12T02:39:15Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/10/oscar-winning-films-funny-video.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/9/justin-bieber-stole-his-song-from-raaaaaaaandy-funny-or-die.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/5/unreal-newscast-juggalo.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/speaking-of-hunger-poker.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/ex-presidents-sketch-comedy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/nirvana-and-figure-skating-weird.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/2/this-cat-is-so-hungry-cats.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/27/chat-roulette-internet-world-party.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/eddie-bravo-has-something-to-say-weed.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/rip-boner.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/10/oscar-winning-films-funny-video.html"><rss:title>Oscar Winning Films [Funny Video]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/10/oscar-winning-films-funny-video.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T21:45:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Funny</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a trailer mocking every trailer for Academy Award Winning film ever.&nbsp; It's also probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.</p>
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<p>Enjoy!</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rbhrz1-4hN4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rbhrz1-4hN4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/9/justin-bieber-stole-his-song-from-raaaaaaaandy-funny-or-die.html"><rss:title>Justin Bieber Stole His Song From RAAAAAAAANDY? [Funny or Die]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/9/justin-bieber-stole-his-song-from-raaaaaaaandy-funny-or-die.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T21:28:20Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Aziz Ansari Brown Bear</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My homie Aziz came up with this character called RAAAAAAAANDY and people are really loving it.  He's got a feature film in the works about the character too.  In his most recent video, he explores weather or not Justin Bieber stole his hit song from him while he was in the studio recording his mixtape with Dave Sitek of TV On The Radio.  Oh and if you don't know who Justin Bieber is, don't feel bad.. I don't either and I don't care.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 150px;"><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cJC3mjtCXi8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cJC3mjtCXi8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/5/unreal-newscast-juggalo.html"><rss:title>Unreal Newscast [Juggalo]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/5/unreal-newscast-juggalo.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-05T23:11:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Juggalos Video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing video of people doing a newscast with real news for Juggalos.&nbsp; It's absolutely phenomenal. Look at the script in the bottom.&nbsp; Also, thanks very much to KingEvrock for sending this one over.</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f8ea7dc8a2"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f8ea7dc8a2" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=f8ea7dc8a2" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f8ea7dc8a2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8ea7dc8a2/juggalo-news" title="from scottgairdner">Juggalo News</a> - watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" title="on Funny or Die">funny videos</a></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/speaking-of-hunger-poker.html"><rss:title>Speaking Of Hunger [Poker]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/speaking-of-hunger-poker.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-04T20:37:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Jean-Claude Moussa Poker</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was a kid my parents forced me into going to Catholic High School.&nbsp; Some might recognize my Catholic high school by Mike Birbiglia's jokes about it.. Others might recognize it regionally as "THE" private boys Catholic High School. I just know, that I met my best friends there.&nbsp; Among all of the homo-hazing and hatred from the turbo jock teachers I met the people who would always remain in my life as the golden children.&nbsp; Out of the few I remained in touch with, some have released albums or become prominent figures in their scene but one sticks out.&nbsp; My old roommate and best man has transcended all of the bullshit and even though he's sick right now he's about to capitalize and take the win in the World Poker Tour.&nbsp; I couldn't think of anyone who deserves it more. I was there last year to support him and otherwise tour California. And though he didn't even make it to the finals he still showed me a good time.&nbsp; The reason being, he's a good person.&nbsp; He's loved by all and we're proud at LGT to say that he's in the final table at the World Poker Tour (LA Poker Classic).&nbsp; Without further introduction, I give you Jean-Claude Moussa</p>
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<p>Action starts today at 4pm (PST) so 7pm for fellow East Coasters.&nbsp; Ante up!&nbsp; We're all dying in anticipation J.C. So proud of you bud!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/ex-presidents-sketch-comedy.html"><rss:title>Ex-Presidents [SKETCH COMEDY]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/ex-presidents-sketch-comedy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-04T08:44:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Sketch Comedy</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check it out.&nbsp; Funny or Die has this sketch with a bunch of SNL dudes playing ex-presidents who visit Obama in the middle of the night to suggest how to sort out the economy, etc.&nbsp; It's seriously not that funny at all.&nbsp; People just love it because Will Ferrell is in it and because they love anything that is on video so they can spend their time watching it.&nbsp; It's mostly just an add for Funny or Die.&nbsp; Much like you are about to do!&nbsp; Jim Carrey KILLS IT THOUGH.&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f5a57185bd"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=f5a57185bd" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=f5a57185bd" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f5a57185bd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5a57185bd/funny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion" title="from Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron Howard, Jim Carrey, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, FOD Team, Jake, and Antonio Scarlata">Funny or Die's Presidential Reunion</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/will_ferrell">Will Ferrell</a></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/nirvana-and-figure-skating-weird.html"><rss:title>Nirvana and Figure Skating?! [WEIRD]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/4/nirvana-and-figure-skating-weird.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-04T06:35:31Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Figure Skating Homoerotics Nirvana</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aside from liking dudes, doing wild jumps, and whatever else a men's figure skater does.. this dude also apparently loves Nirvana too.&nbsp; Watch this video, IT'S BONKERS HOMIES!</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A08Gsv5DEBk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A08Gsv5DEBk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/2/this-cat-is-so-hungry-cats.html"><rss:title>THIS CAT IS SO HUNGRY [CATS]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/3/2/this-cat-is-so-hungry-cats.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-02T20:45:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear CATS</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YO, THIS CAT IS SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!!</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 150px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gtfbsNHxh8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gtfbsNHxh8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/27/chat-roulette-internet-world-party.html"><rss:title>Chat Roulette [Internet World Party]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/27/chat-roulette-internet-world-party.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-27T21:43:02Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Chat Roulette</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend I went over my friend's house.&nbsp; We've been friends for about 13 years now, so we have seen pretty much everything together.&nbsp; Not much would make a dude like me squeamish, anyhow.&nbsp; We got on Chat Roulette after hearing about it from so many people.&nbsp; My mind was officially blown.</p>
<p>We had a little gathering of friends.&nbsp; We hooked the laptop up to the big television and all jumped around in front of the camera and screamed as each new person appeared on the screen.&nbsp; If you don't know what Chat Roulette is, check out the below video:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/9669721">chat roulette</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3007372">Casey Neistat</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></p>
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<p>If you're a freak of nature, you'll probably love this site.&nbsp; Every second person on there (about 50%) and sometimes more than that are dudes pounding off on camera.&nbsp; It's super disgusting.&nbsp; There's rarely a girl on there.&nbsp; There's a ton of people playing videos, you can't tell they are videos until something absolutely insane happens.&nbsp; It's a gigantic world party of masturbators and sick freaks.&nbsp; You can tap right into it.&nbsp; Technology is fucking insane man.&nbsp; Give this thing a spin if you've got a web cam. Don't go on there alone though, that's weird as hell.&nbsp; Or do it. Who's going to know?</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/eddie-bravo-has-something-to-say-weed.html"><rss:title>Eddie Bravo Has Something To Say [WEED]</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/eddie-bravo-has-something-to-say-weed.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-26T20:59:43Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Brown Bear Eddie Bravo JiuJitsu weed</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Friday!</p>
<p>I'd like to thank my friend Adam for sending in this clip of Eddie Bravo.&nbsp; He's a musician and a JiuJitsu maniac.&nbsp; Funny story about JiuJitsu.&nbsp; I used to be part of an MMA gym and I would take classes in JiuJitsu (no Gi).&nbsp; It was a hell of a thing.&nbsp; There were dudes mounting on top of you, and unless you have some inkling to make romance with dudes it was far from homosexual.&nbsp; I mean, it could be if you like dudes.&nbsp; Otherwise, it was insane. People just make you submit and you don't even get kicked or punched.&nbsp; This dude basically sums up how a lot of people feel about weed.&nbsp; They smoke it and get super paranoid and bummed out and turn their back on it forever.&nbsp; BAD MOVE.&nbsp; It's natures medicine. It will make you feel good and think out of the box.&nbsp; If this dude could beat pretty much anyone's ass and smoke it off the hook, maybe you could too?</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 120px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWmSym8o44M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qWmSym8o44M&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/rip-boner.html"><rss:title>RIP Boner</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.letsgettight.com/blog/2010/2/26/rip-boner.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Brown Bear</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-26T09:03:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was a kid, my Indian parents didn't want me to watch television.&nbsp; They weren't too worried about Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers but when it came to something like Growing Pains or Full House they would totaly bug out about the kissing scenes.&nbsp; They just feared what would go down if I saw that.&nbsp; In retrospect, I understand where they were coming from.&nbsp; I saw Mike Sever's mom kissing Mike Sever's dad and I was like "I'm going to go drink a 40 and impregnate some girl, then go to jail."&nbsp; Wait.. never mind. That's not what happened.</p>
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<p>What did happen is that I grew up and Kirk (?) Cameron became a God damned Christian fundamentalist and his best friend Eddie Stabone got bummed out somehow.&nbsp; Then Stabone took off and killed himself.&nbsp; Now the internet is super bummed and saying "RIP BONER".&nbsp; I say that pretty much every Friday night in a bathroom as I'm about to bend down and _ _ _ _ _ a _ _ _ _ of _ _ _ _.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p>Either way, this dude Boner from Growing Pains got depressed and killed himself Six Feed Under style.&nbsp; It ruins me to think about it.&nbsp; Even though he had a shitty novelty television name, he still didn't deserve to die at such a young age.&nbsp; Farewell Boner, and farewell a piece of my childhood.</p>
<p>(I'd like you to note how lazy I was when writing this that I didn't verify how to spell Kirk Cameron's name. Fuck yo couch!)</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>