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Tightest Celebrity of The Year Nominee: Martha Stewart
This Article was written by Nicos, one of our associate writers. If you would like to submit a nomination for a tight character, or just say hello, contact us here.

Many people may not know this, but Martha boasts a Swedish background. I did some reading on the Wikipedia, and found out that she’s really Polish, so I’m a little confused. That doesn’t ruin the fact that the day she made those classic Swedish Christmas pancakes, I nearly dropped my organic lingonberry preserves.
Tightest Celebrity of the Year Nominee: Patrick Swayze
This Article was writtenby Nicos, one of our associate writers. If you would like to submit a nomination for a tight character, or just say hello. Contact Us Here.
As some of you may be aware, it has been announced that Patrick Swayze, beloved dirty dancer and stand up guy, has pancreatic cancer. This news has certainly created a slew of sympathy and well wishes, both from friends, family, and indeed, fans.
Like most fans, I too have been touched with sadness. There are allegations that he has only five weeks left, but seriously folks, this man has been living with this disease since at least January, so, speaking for LGT, and other lovers of the “Swayze Shabbos,” we hope he keeps it up for as long as he can.
Anthony Bourdain: "Tightest Celebrity of the Year" Nominee
This Article was submitted by "Nicos" one of our readers. If you would like to submit a nomination for a tight character, or just say hello. Contact us here.
Hey kids, this is Nicos, of Nicos and the Greek fame. I am a chick who rolls with the homies and often finds herself feeling rather tight. Anyway, introductions aside, I must get to my point. As someone who has a full time job that is particularly exhausting, I find myself arriving home on a week night, and, rather than getting tight, finding that I would much prefer to slide into a tv-induced coma.
From time to time, after watching an unsatisfying round of cooking shows, hosted by rich socialites who have nothing better to do than entertain other rich socialites and vote republican, I'll find an entertaining gem that tickles my fancy. A show that triggers intellectual stimulation, or simply reminds me to thank my lucky stars that I am not an insecure, trashy deranged woman who is "looking for love" with former '80's hair metal rock stars.
One day, I was channel surfing when a fifty-something, attractive guy with a New York accent, bang-a-rang attitude, and healthy tan caught my eye. His name is Anthony Bourdain. His show, No Reservations, appears on The Travel Channel, and quite frankly this dude is the cat's pajamas.
