Mind Blowing Moments is a column that is written whenever Jeff Durand thinks he needs to speak to the world. It is usually not more than once a month. However, it may be more frequent depending on the world around him.

 

 

 

 

I have resisted the urge to write about this topic for some time. The topic is god and religion. I believe this is a good topic to write about on this blog. Anything that puts your mind in a jail like god and religion is decidedly un-tight. Hampering creativity is never tight and so in your never ending quest to be the tightest you can be, I encourage you to read this article, visit the links, and watch the supplemental videos.

Why write about god? This entire article is sparked by a news story I read on fox. The gist of the story is that an eleven year old girl died from complications induced by diabetes. The reason is incredible. The parents prayed for her recovery instead of seeking medical attention. The parents said the girl died because they didn't pray enough. At least they realize they are the reason she died, although no amount of praying in the world could have saved her. This type of thinking is mind blowing in my honest opinion, and thus a new mind blowing moment is born.

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Mind Blowing Moments is a column that is written whenever Jeff Durand thinks he needs to speak to the world. It is usually not more than once a month. However, it may be more frequent depending on the world around him.

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.   Although this little moment in time may not be as mind blowing as the conspiracy theories I posted last time.  I still think it is worth a mention.  There is one person responsible for my head exploding as of late.  Is it one of the presidential candidates?  No.  How about the writer strike?  Related, but no.  People who ask questions of the reader?. No again. I'm sure you've seen this fucking ass clown on tv.  He is literally ruining my day, by requiring me to pick up my brain every time I see him and re-insert it into my blown cranium.  I present to you a youtube video because people love videos.

FRANK FUCK ALL CALIENDO

I just want to say how completely and utterly sick I am of this loser. He does a good voice of the charecter's he impersonates but terrible impressions imho. It's like everyone who hires him for a show or commercial just says. Do your thing and then he goes well who needs a script anyways and throws it out.

 

It would be one thing if this idiot stayed on mad tv so that i could successfully ignore him. Instead (perhaps due to the writer strike) he is being invited on every talk show in the known universe as well as being featured in commercials. Ohhh thank you dish network for making me look at Frank Caliendo during my relaxing evening of watching discovery channel. Even as I sit here writing this, my utter hatred for this terribly weak “commedian” is building inside of me.

The point that I knew I needed to write this article though, was not the tv show appearances, mad tv overexposure, or even the dish network ads. It was the super bowl pre-game show. Frank Caliendo was awkwardly positioned in a skit doing none other than a madden impression. At that point the top of my skull opened like shrapnel and by brain shot of of it like a missile straight into my ceiling where it splattered and fell back into my lap. I'm just so disappointed in tv and the American people for accepting this guy as a viable comedic solution.

Please feel free to post comments or just say that you agree or more importantly dis-agree with this commentary. All discussion is welcome and healthy.

 

Mind Blowing Moments is a column that is written whenever Jeff Durand thinks he needs to speak to the world. It is usually not more than once a month. However, it may be more frequent depending on the world around him.

These two videos are some of the most disturbing videos on the internet in my opinion.  Please watch both of these.  I think it is important to note that I am not a conspiracy theorist.  However, I am a scientist and when a body of facts is presented that proves something I have no choice but to agree with it.  People will be quick to call you crazy if you agree with these videos.  I think those people are the same people that believe that if they cheer for a football team, that will help said team win the game.  So holy shit if these videos are at all true we are in for a rough, rough ride....

 Peace out bitches