Today me and Coins were talking and he told me about this band Star Fucking Hipsters

They're a band comprised of members of Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, and the Slackers.  What's that you say?  The Slackers and Choking Victim?!  Yes.  And they're fucking awesome.

 Check the shit out of them.  They don't have the option to add them to your "myspace profile" or even download the songs but give them a listen.  They are currently blowing my mind.  Stizza from C.V. knows how to write a catchy song.  He is the Timbaland of crack heads / punx0rz.  (Specifically, listen to Track 07 of their demo which will probably automatically start playing.)

 

Let me know what you think. (As if I actually care.)

Star Fucking Hipsters 

This weekend the weather was spectacular in Boston.  We all had a good time and I took a few extra days off to chill out.  Things get tiring when you're busy living a decadent rock n' roll lifestyle.  We've got readers from all over the country who say "last weekend we met up with Brown Bear and he put us to shame".  Well don't be fooled.  This lifestyle comes with a price tag...  SACRIFICE.

 So this weekend was a total killer.  I recently quit my "day job" and decided to pursue more lucrative and exciting things like; getting hammered, slaying pie, smoking bongs, giving back rubs, and cooking on a grill on my back porch while the sun sets with a High Life in my hand.  Again, it's a tough adjustment to retire at the age of 25 but somebody's got to do it.

I've been working on some sketch ideas and I recently got my computer back from the hell that is the back and forth of Apple Care (the hard drive crashed but luckily I saved the naked pictures/sex shots of ex-girlfriends and pictures of me partying with funny people. Normally I'd post a picture of me making filthy love to one of these girls but I think I might disappoint the women in my life.)  Unfortunately I lost some of my old irreplaceable memories like; notes on my computer, pictures of wierd shit on my desktop, and a couple of videos of me snacking on a fairly beautiful b-list celebrity's vag. (I still have some key raw footage but I can't ever really let it get out.. I just "accidentally" play it for all of my friends.)

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Updated on Sunday, March 30, 2008 at 10:31PM by Brown Bear

I heard a lot of buzz about a show on AMC called Breaking Bad.  Bryan Cranston (the father in Malcolm in the Middle) plays a high school chemistry teacher who gets diagnosed with Cancer.  He decides to cook up hot chrystal meth to save money for his family in the unfortunate circumstance that he loses his battle with cancer. 

I watched every episode thus far, and loved them all.  It's on AMC 10pm (est) Sunday nights.  I really like this show because it has multi-dimensional characters and the acting is superb.  This show reminds me a lot of Weeds (Showtime) but it's gotten pretty bad ass and I take it way more seriously than Weeds.  I say this because on Weeds, the main character doesn't really seem to be afraid of anything and there's no real imminent sense of danger ever. 

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Tonight is the night that I've been waiting for.  It's the season premier of Human Giant at 11pm on MTV.  If you haven't kept up with the sketch comedy show that Phil "The Hammer" McCrackin has called "Spectacular" you've been missing out.  It's never too late to find your new favorite t.v. show.  This season you will see several guests, fake blood, and hot secretions. 

This season has guest appearances from Will Arnett, David Cross, Bill Hader, Brian Posehn, Andy Samberg, and more.  (We were supposed to interview Human Giant tomorrow for Record Junkie but their Boston show got postponed.  We'll be catching up with them later this spring for a fun filled episode.)  In the meantime, check out the trailer for this season.  It looks fucking dope.

Props to including the Death From Above jam and Bobbie J for making more appearances.  This shit is going to be off the hook.  Watch it and get a boner.

From Aziz himself:

"If you don't have cable or just really fucking hate MTV, download it off iTunes, totally uncensored for $1.99. And if you do have cable, I know you have other show options, because I got this email from Courtney Cox today:

Dear Aziz,

I heard your show Human Giant premieres tonight at 11 pm. Good luck, my show "Dirt" on FX will have a rerun on that same time slot and will destroy you in ratings. Fuck you and your show! HAHAHAH!

Sincerely,

Courtney

It was pretty mean, but in my response I told her show should change its name from "Dirt" to "Shit." Hahaha! I think I won that one.

Episode 201: Duffel Bag of Death

Viral video stars compete for their fifteen minutes of fame, the Shutterbugs unveil a new kind of prison and a reenactment of a crime goes horribly awry. Plus the Illusionators make a racist mistake and Aziz encounters the greatest gay porn star who ever lived."