After a few bong rips a dude will argue incoherently about pretty much anything.  You begin to start taking things that are said metaphorically out of context and begin to question pretty much everything.  That tends to suck balls but you can get some really sick nuggets of wisdom out of these rants.

 Today I was getting a coffee at a coffee shop.  You know, those places where douchebag Gen-Xers with tinted horn rimmed glasses who dress like Rivers from Weezer go to pretend they are intelligent in hopes of meeting a girl who is just as retarded?  Well anyways, I heard this balloon head say "Jazz is totally dead these days".  I thought about it.  Later on I was on the phone with tech support for our cable provider and he put me on hold.  What did I hear?  JAZZ MUSIC.  It was shitty mellow jazz but it was jazz nonetheless.  Jazz is alive you cholo.

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