When I was a kid, my Indian parents didn't want me to watch television.  They weren't too worried about Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers but when it came to something like Growing Pains or Full House they would totaly bug out about the kissing scenes.  They just feared what would go down if I saw that.  In retrospect, I understand where they were coming from.  I saw Mike Sever's mom kissing Mike Sever's dad and I was like "I'm going to go drink a 40 and impregnate some girl, then go to jail."  Wait.. never mind. That's not what happened.

What did happen is that I grew up and Kirk (?) Cameron became a God damned Christian fundamentalist and his best friend Eddie Stabone got bummed out somehow.  Then Stabone took off and killed himself.  Now the internet is super bummed and saying "RIP BONER".  I say that pretty much every Friday night in a bathroom as I'm about to bend down and _ _ _ _ _ a _ _ _ _ of _ _ _ _. 

Exactly.

Either way, this dude Boner from Growing Pains got depressed and killed himself Six Feed Under style.  It ruins me to think about it.  Even though he had a shitty novelty television name, he still didn't deserve to die at such a young age.  Farewell Boner, and farewell a piece of my childhood.

(I'd like you to note how lazy I was when writing this that I didn't verify how to spell Kirk Cameron's name. Fuck yo couch!)