Devendra and Natalie Portman?

I love when dudes get all wasted and they say things like "Dude, Natalie Portman is so hot I would totally bone her if I got the chance".  OF COURSE YOU WOULD!  A study from a very reputable source (me) says that 90% of men answered yes when asked if they would throat fuck a garbage can with lips painted on it.  So when I saw this picture of Natalie Portman with Devendra Banhart and there was all this commotion I was like "WHO GIVES A FUCK, WILL SOMEBODY FIND ME A TRASH CAN ALREADY?"

 

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[homeless]

fantacy swords?????