Would You Heckle This Man?

The lead singer of this band is more of a badass than Anton Chigurh and drills more cooch than Black & Decker. He fed you your first beer when you were 6 at a family BBQ and he rides big black motorcycle.

You once saw him tear a man's face and neck off with his teeth and fish out a man's pancreas with a butter knife. His favorite movies are "Deerhunter" and "Deliverance" and his only hero is himself. He answers to no one but Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. He loves rock n' roll and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. This is his band.Would you dare tell him that his band sucks? I thought not.

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[homeless]

jesus! is this there first practice.