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Feb252008

Top 5 Botched Marriage Proposals

After we posted a video of a girl rejecting a guy at an NBA game on national tv, I've been on a kick watching all of these humilating marriage proposals gone wrong. Here are 5 in no particular order.

1.) This guy goes for the old, "Empire State Building" proposal. Why do people think that doing something  otherwise normal, at an increased elevation,  makes it special? I bet this was a long ride down.

 

2.) Apparently there was a four month waiting list for Letterman tickets, which means this guy would have had to make the plans 1 month before he started dating this girl. Better start planning for the next girlfriend now!

3.) Hey buddy,  John Cusack is a movie star, and movies are not reality. John Cusack's reality is him sipping on a martini in malibu with a super model by his side. Your reality is that you have to hop in your  Iroc in 4 hours to make it to your 6:00 am dry wall job.

 4.) What's worse than getting your mariage proposal rejected on live television? Having to sit through a Washington Wizards basketball game. Tough day for this guy.

 

5.) This isn't a rejection, but I thought I would include it anyway. Chris Myers is such a tool. I mean this guy could even fuck up a cup of cofee. 

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Reader Comments (27)

Chris Myers, what a fucking balloon-head!!!!

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersameermon

I'm pretty sure the NBA one is completely fake, as are all the ones from the other NBA games...

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJames

married people know, Marriage is a shit. these guys says.. Marriage is a BIG Shit...!!

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHow to get a girl?

i love that you misspelled coffee!

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterstevers

The NBA one was fake.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAdamUK

this hurt me in the balls

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

People still propose? I thought people surrendered into their wives when they didn't shut up about getting married for long enough. That's what happening to me anyways...

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Uhm, number three is not an imitation of John Cusack, he doesn't even have a boombox in his hands. It's also the song from the Wedding Singer, dude was trying to be Adam Sandler and got shut down.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnon

He Doesnt' have a boombox in his hands? Are you watching the video on a 1992 CRT monitor? He's holding a boombox in his hands. The CD even skips when he puts it down.

February 26, 2008 | Registered Commenter#1 Muchacho

how do you know the NBA ones are fake??

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRex

that wasn't letterman...

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLincoln

Ah, redneck love. Gotta love it.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfreddy

All of these seem fake.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterlouis w

Even though everyone realizes these are all fake, couldn't they have at least *tried* to get better actors? I cringed with all that over-acting.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjeff

The "Almost Late Show" definitely faked. We know the keyboardist, and the couple Mike & Lynn and they know each other. They are a couple but he proposed at the Grand Canyon and she said "Yes". This was Austin cable access.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteraustin_actors

#2 and #3 are obvious fakes. #1 definitely looks fishy too. I hate you for putting this crap together and believing or pretending to believe it's real.

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDavid

David,

Damn man. I hope you're not praying for my death or anything. I thought the videos were funny. I didn't hire CSI to make sure the youtube DNA was a match.

-#1

February 26, 2008 | Registered Commenter#1 Muchacho

The last one isn't fake, we went to their wedding!

February 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCody

Note to self: never propose at an NBA game..

February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterXbees

Haha who is stupid enough to video tape these things? I suppose if they're fake that explains it.

February 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKnife Geek

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