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Dec022008

Douchebaggery

Just when you thought people couldn't get any douchier.  When you thought that making telephone calls couldn't become any simpler.  Now there's a voice activated Bluetooth headset incase you just don't have it in you to take your phone out anymore or you think you're Ari Gold on asshole pills.

 

Pick one of these up for your brother who still frosts his tips, wears Von Dutch or Ed Hardy shirts, and loves spending time with his Gotti Brothers blow-out sporting retard homies.  He'll stop calling you a "homo" for at least 10 minutes.

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Reader Comments (1)

Oh awesome! I think they're selling this in tandem with the Nickelback-activated vibrating butt plug for the holidays.

December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNadzilla

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