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Nov022008

Post Halloween Stress Syndrome

It's now officially November and Halloween is over.  This year there was Halloween celebration on both Friday night and Saturday.  I had the chance to kill it two nights in a row and see a bunch of people I really love dress up like complete and total assholes.  #1 was the Joker from Batman, Evrock was "every girl I slept with in Brooklyn", Homeless was Tommy Chong, and I was a walking glory hole.  (Picures to come)

Waking up on November 1st is one hell of a thing.  I wanted to pitch this t.v. show about me partying across the world and getting tight as all hell.  Then I would wake up in the morning with some mind boggling like headache/hang over and make a hang over remedy McGuiver style.  Shit would be ill.  I'd put together a spoonful of Pepto, some kind of local delight, a dash of Tobasco, a spoonful of something else that is weird, and then have a burger at the best restaurant in town.  I would also rig up some kind of smelling salt to wake up the girl who partied with me the night before and got hip slammed into a coma.  It turns out people aren't interested in that show at the major networks.

Today's hang over remedy?  Waking up at 8am, punching the air like Bob Seger and screaming.  Then pounding a Revive Vitamin Water and eating a crepe stuffed with fresh strawberries and Nutella.

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Waking up at 8am wasn't your choice, lovepie. I believe you were somewhat Teen Wolf-ish and blaming my ass for having to rise up so early.
Ps. How's that Rob Thomas look going? You getting more ladies?

November 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFACE

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