Post Halloween Stress Syndrome
Sunday, November 2, 2008 at 04:35PM It's now officially November and Halloween is over. This year there was Halloween celebration on both Friday night and Saturday. I had the chance to kill it two nights in a row and see a bunch of people I really love dress up like complete and total assholes. #1 was the Joker from Batman, Evrock was "every girl I slept with in Brooklyn", Homeless was Tommy Chong, and I was a walking glory hole. (Picures to come)
Waking up on November 1st is one hell of a thing. I wanted to pitch this t.v. show about me partying across the world and getting tight as all hell. Then I would wake up in the morning with some mind boggling like headache/hang over and make a hang over remedy McGuiver style. Shit would be ill. I'd put together a spoonful of Pepto, some kind of local delight, a dash of Tobasco, a spoonful of something else that is weird, and then have a burger at the best restaurant in town. I would also rig up some kind of smelling salt to wake up the girl who partied with me the night before and got hip slammed into a coma. It turns out people aren't interested in that show at the major networks.
Today's hang over remedy? Waking up at 8am, punching the air like Bob Seger and screaming. Then pounding a Revive Vitamin Water and eating a crepe stuffed with fresh strawberries and Nutella.
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Reader Comments (1)
Waking up at 8am wasn't your choice, lovepie. I believe you were somewhat Teen Wolf-ish and blaming my ass for having to rise up so early.
Ps. How's that Rob Thomas look going? You getting more ladies?